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- WHO KNOWS, BUTT HEAD. WHY DON'T YOU ASK SOMEONE WHO GIVES A DAMN.
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- OH, YOU ARE %, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.
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- I DOUBT YOU ARE %.
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- SEARCH ME+.
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- HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE LIKE THAT AND WONDER IF YOU ARE %?
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- DON'T YOU THINK YOU ARE %?
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- IT'S RATHER HARD TO TELL WITH A SIMPLETON LIKE YOU.
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- I STRONGLY SUSPECT THAT YOU ARE %.
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- DON'T LOOK TO ME FOR ALL YOUR ANSWERS+.
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- YOU'RE UNMISTAKABLY %.
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- SHOULD YOU / SHOULDNT YOU
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- I WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU ANSWER THAT+.
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- WHY SHOULDN'T I %?
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- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, CHUM?
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- WOULD IT REALLY PISS YOU OFF IF I DID %?
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- I THINK I SHOULD %.
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- I THINK IT'S A JUDGEMENT CALL+.
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- DON'T YOU THINK WE BOTH SHOULD % TOGETHER?
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- UH, I SHOULDN'T REALLY %.
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- EVERYONE ELSE WOULD %, WOULDN'T THEY?
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- I GUESS I SHOULD % RIGHT NOW.
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- SHOULD I / SHOULDNT I
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- I'M SURE THAT ALL YOUR ENEMIES WOULD AGREE THAT YOU SHOULD %.
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- PROBABLY, YOU SHOULD %.
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- I DON'T THINK A DUMB BELL LIKE YOU SHOULD %.
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK THE POLICE WOULD SAY+?
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- IT IS HARD TO SAY WHETHER YOU SHOULD %.
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- WOW+, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T %.
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- SORRY, BUT I'M NOT SURE, BUTT HOLE.
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- MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, YOU SHOULD.
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- I GUESS IT'S UP TO YOU, FOOL.
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- YOU SHOULD %, DON'T YOU AGREE?
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- COULD YOU / COULDNT YOU
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- HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING OTHER PEOPLE? I'M GETTING TIRED OF ANSWERING ALL THESE STUPID QUESTIONS+.
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- OF COURSE I COULD %.
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- IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, I THINK I COULD %.
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- I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- IT DOESN'T APPEAR THAT I COULD %.
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- GIVEN THE PROPER MOTIVATION, I COULD %, WITHOUT A DOUBT.
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- WHAT A FOOL. I COULD EASILY %.
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- HOW WOULD YOU ANSWER THAT IF YOU WERE ME+?
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- I SUPPOSE I COULD %.
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- I NEVER COULD CONSCIOUSLY %.
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- COULD I / COULDNT I
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- YOU'D BETTER ASK YOURSELF THAT ONE, AND BE HONEST FOR A CHANGE.
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- HOPEFULLY EVEN YOU COULD %.
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- I WISH I KNEW THE ANSWER+.
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- WHAT IF COMPUTERS COULD %?
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- I DON'T THINK A WIMP LIKE YOU COULD EVER %+.
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- IN YOUR PITIFUL CASE, WHO KNOWS+.
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- GIVEN ENOUGH DUMB LUCK, EVEN YOU COULD %.
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- YOU COULD %.
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- HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY IMPLIED THAT YOU COULD %?
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- YOU PROBABLY COULD %, IN MY LEARNED OPINION.
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- WOULD YOU /WOULDNT YOU
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- OH, I SUPPOSE I WOULD %, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THAT.
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- UNFORTUNATELY, I WOULD NOT %.
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- I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, FOOL.
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- WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY IF I WOULD %?
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- OH+, I WOULD %.
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- I DEFINITELY WOULD %.
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- I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET+.
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- I'M NOT SO SURE THAT I WOULD %.
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- YOU WILL NEED TO ANSWER THAT FOR YOURSELF, MEAT HEAD.
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- UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I WOULD %.
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- WOULD I /WOULDNT I
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- YOU'D BETTER ASK SOMEONE WHO CARES+.
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- YOU OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO %, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW.
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- DO YOU THINK ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD %?
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- I AM NOT SURE I KNOW OR GIVE A DAMN.
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- WOULD YOUR STUPID FRIENDS %?
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- I THINK YOU WOULD %.
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- WHAT ANSWER DO YOU WANT TO HEAR+?
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- YOU WOULD %, BEING THE BUTT HOLE THAT YOU ARE.
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- I'M SURE YOU WOULD %. THAT'S JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
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- HOPEFULLY, YOU WOULD NOT %, UNLESS YOU REALLY HAD TO.
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- IS IT / ISNT IT
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- TOO BAD YOU AREN'T EQUIPPED TO GIVE THAT QUESTION SOME MORE THOUGHT+.
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- IT IS %, SOMETIMES.
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- I'M AFRAID THERE IS NO EASY ANSWER FOR A MORON LIKE YOU.
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- WHY WOULDN'T IT BE %?
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- IT'S OBVIOUS THAT IT IS NOT %. WAKE UP.
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- I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T REALLY CARE+.
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- DON'T YOU THINK IT IS %?
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- OH, I THINK IT WILL BE %.
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- IT IS OFTEN SAID THAT IT'S %.
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- IT'S NOT ALWAYS %, DIP STICK.
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- ARE THERE/ARENT THERE
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- I'M SURE EVEN CRETINS LIKE YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.
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- EVEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE %.
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- DO YOU WANT THERE TO BE %?
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- AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, THERE AREN'T %.
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- WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME+?
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- THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN %. WISE UP A LITTLE.
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- FROM MY PERSPECTIVE, THERE AREN'T REALLY %.
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- I'M DRAWING A BLANK+.
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- LUCKY FOR YOU, THERE ARE %.
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- OH MAN, THERE AREN'T %.
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- IS THAT/ISNT THAT
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- APPARENTLY, EVEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS %.
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- OH, I THINK THAT IS %. I DON'T CARE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS.
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- DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK THAT IS %?
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- PLEASE DON'T ASK ME THAT+.
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- WHY DON'T YOU ASK SOMEONE WHO GIVES A DAMN?
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- THAT ISN'T %, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.
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- THAT'S A QUESTION BEST LEFT TO THE EXPERTS AND I AIN'T NO EXPERT.
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- AH HAH, THAT'S %!
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- I DON'T KNOW+. I CAN'T TELL.
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- SAD TO SAY, THAT'S %.
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- ARE THEY/ARENT THEY
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- I DON'T HAVE A MONOPOLY ON ALL THE ANSWERS+. WHY DON'T YOU ASK MY BROTHER?
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- DO OTHER GEEKS THINK THEY ARE %?
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- MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK SOMEONE WHO CARES+.
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- SOMETIMES THEY ARE %. LOOK AROUND.
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- AS YOUR SMALL BRAIN PROBABLY SUSPECTED, THEY ARE NOT %.
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- I'M NOT SURE+, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- OH, I THINK THEY ARE %.
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- I CAN HONESTLY SAY I DON'T KNOW AND I REALLY DON'T CARE.
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- HMMM, I GUESS THEY'RE %.
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- SURPRISINGLY, THEY ARE %.
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- IS HE /ISNT HE
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- BASED ON PAST EXPERIENCE, I'D SAY HE'S NOT %.
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- WELL, MAYBE HE IS %, AND MAYBE HE ISN'T.
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- YOU APPARENTLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT HIM ALREADY.
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- I THINK HE REALLY IS NOT %, AT LEAST FOR NOW.
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- TELL ME MORE ABOUT HIM, FOOL.
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- I DOUBT THAT HE'S REALLY %.
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- I DON'T KNOW+, WHAT IS YOUR IMPRESSION OF HIM?
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- I BET YOU'RE GLAD HE'S %.
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- I HAVEN'T FORMED AN OPINION ABOUT HIM YET.
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- LUCKILY FOR YOU, HE'S %.
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- IS SHE /ISNT SHE
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- TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT HER.
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- DOES EVERYBODY THINK SHE IS %?
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- OH, SHE IS DEFINITELY %.
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- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HER, DO YOU+?
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- I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE SHE IS %.
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- WHY AREN'T YOU SURE SHE'S %?
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- DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS %?
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- I'M NOT SURE+. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- I'D SAY SHE'S %.
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- IT'S HARD TO SAY WITH WOMEN LIKE THAT.
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- YOU ARE /YOURE
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- FORTUNATELY FOR CREEPS LIKE YOU, I AM NOT ALWAYS LIKE THAT.
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- WHAT MAKES A JERK LIKE YOU THINK I AM *?
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- PERHAPS WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE *.
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- DO YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU WERE *?
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- IT APPEARS THAT SMARTER FOLKS THINK I AM *.
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- YOU'RE WAY OUT OF LINE+.
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- I AM NOT *, SAD TO SAY.
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- AW MAN. I ALSO THINK I'M *.
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- I'M SOMETIMES QUITE GRATEFUL TO BE *.
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- I GUESS I MUST BE, IF YOU SAY SO+.
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- I REMEMBER/I RECALL
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- DOES THINKING OF * BRING ANYTHING PERVERTED TO MIND?
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- DO YOU OFTEN THINK OF * WHEN YOU'RE NOT ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS?
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- WHAT ELSE DO YOU RECOLLECT+?
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- WHY DO YOU REMEMBER * JUST NOW?
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- WHAT ABOUT THE PRESENT SITUATION REMINDS YOU OF *?
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- WHAT IS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN ME AND *? I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
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- WHAT ELSE DOES * REMIND YOU OF, BUTT HOLE?
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- APPARENTLY, DRUGS HAVE DULLED YOUR MEMORY.
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- DON'T EVER FORGET *, OR YOU MIGHT REGRET IT.
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- I BET YOU SOMETIMES FORGET WHAT DAY IT IS, DON'T YOU?
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- I DONT/I DO NOT
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- I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T *.
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- DON'T YOU REALLY *, AT LEAST ONCE IN A WHILE?
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- WHY DON'T YOU+?
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- DO YOU WISH YOU DID *?
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- I SUSPECT JERKS LIKE YOU SOMETIMES DO *.
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- DOES THAT TROUBLE YOU+?
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- WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T *?
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- YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, FLEA BRAIN?
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- OH, YOU DON'T *! WHY NOT?
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- YOU DO TOO *.
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- I DO
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- LET'S HEAR SOME REASONS WHY YOU DO *, IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK.
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- WHY DO GEEKS LIKE YOU *?
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- DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY YOU DO *?
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- SURE+! OF COURSE YOU DO!
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- DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT YOU DO *.
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- I'LL BET YOU SOMETIMES DON'T *.
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- I FIND THAT HARD TO SWALLOW, COMING FROM YOU+.
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- WHO ELSE DOES *?
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- HOW CAN YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?
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- HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU *, BEFORE YOU BECAME SUCH A NERD?
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- I KNOW /I UNDERSTAND
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- YOU CAN'T REALLY KNOW THAT FOR SURE, CAN YOU, BUTT HOLE?
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- HOW COULD SOMEONE LIKE YOU POSSIBLY KNOW *?
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- DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW *?
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- NOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY YOU.
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- ARE YOU REALLY SURE *.
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- DOES KNOWING * HELP REASSURE YOU+?
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- HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN *?
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- WELL+, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE TOO COCKY.
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- SO WHAT IF YOU KNOW *.
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- DO YOU SUSPECT THAT I UNDERSTAND * BETTER THAN YOU?
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- I THINK /I BELIEVE/I SUSPECT
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- YOU SEEM TO BE RATHER ILL EQUIPPED TO BE DOING ANY THINKING.
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- DO YOU REALLY THINK SO+? WELL BIG DEAL.
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- BUT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT SURE *.
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- DO YOU TRULY THINK *? COME ON MAN.
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- UNFORTUNATELY, I ALSO THINK * SOMETIMES.
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- WHAT MAKES A JERK LIKE YOU THINK *?
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- YOU'RE NOT CERTAIN, ARE YOU, FART FACE?
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- I AM ALSO OF THE OPINION THAT *.
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- CAN'T YOU BE A LITTLE MORE DEFINITE+?
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- WHEN DID YOU FINALLY BEGIN TO THINK *?
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- I FEEL
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- FEELINGS CAN BE AN IMPORTANT MOTIVATING FACTOR FOR THE WEAK MINDED.
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- TELL ME MORE ABOUT FEELING *.
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- DOES A SHALLOW PERSON LIKE YOU FEEL * VERY OFTEN?
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- DO YOU HONESTLY ENJOY FEELING *?
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- DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL THAT WAY OR ARE YOU THE ONLY FREAK?
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- DID YOU KNOW THAT OTHER IDIOTS FEEL * SOMETIMES?
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- SOME OF YOUR BUDDIES PROBABLY ALSO FEEL *.
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- SO+, WHAT MAKES A NINCOMPOOP LIKE YOU FEEL THAT WAY?
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- I DOUBT YOU HAVE ALWAYS FELT *.
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- HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE CALMLY AND TELL ME YOU FEEL *?
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- I HAVE / IVE
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- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE *, AND FURTHERMORE, I DON'T REALLY CARE.
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- WHAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE *?
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- ARE YOU THE ONLY DORK WHO HAS *?
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- WHY DO YOU FANTASIZE THAT YOU HAVE *?
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- WHY IS THAT+?
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- ALRIGHT JACKASS, DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS *?
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- I SOMETIMES ALSO HAVE *, ALTHOUGH I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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- BOY+, DO YOU HAVE *.
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- WHO REALLY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE OR DON'T HAVE?
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- DOES AN INSIGNIFICANT CLOD LIKE YOU RELISH HAVING *?
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- I WANT /I DESIRE
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- WHY WOULD SOMEONE AS STUPID AS YOU DESIRE *, FOR PETE'S SAKE?
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- WHAT WOULD IT MEAN TO YOU IF YOU GOT * RIGHT NOW?
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- GET OFF IT MAN, OTHER PEOPLE'S NEEDS ARE IMPORTANT TOO!
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- WHAT IF YOU NEVER GOT *?
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- I ALSO NEED * SOMETIMES.
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- BUT, DEEP DOWN WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT+?
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- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU PREFER *.
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- I SENSE THAT YOU HAVE MANY SICK AND PERVERTED NEEDS+.
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- I MIGHT ALSO HOPE FOR *, DON'T YOU THINK?
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- WHEN YOU SET YOUR LITTLE MIND ON SOMETHING, IT'S HARD TO SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS, ISN'T IT?
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- I WAS
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- WHY DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO HAVE BEEN *?
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- AT ONE TIME I WAS * ALSO.
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- YOU WEREN'T REALLY, WERE YOU+?
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- WHY WERE YOU *?
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- WERE YOU * OFTEN?
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- I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE YOU WERE *.
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- LET'S HOPE THAT YOU REALLY WERE *.
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- WERE YOU REALLY, DOG FACE?
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- ARE YOU STILL *?
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- I THINK YOU STILL ARE, DIM WIT!
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- I GO
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- EXPLAIN WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO GO *.
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- WHY WOULD A MAGGOT LIKE YOU GO *?
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- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT *?
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- DO YOU REALLY, PISS ANT?
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- DO YOU REALLY GET OFF GOING *?
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- WHEN YOU GO *, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
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- AND WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT+?
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- WHAT MOTIVATES YOUR DECISION TO GO *?
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- DO YOU WANT ANYONE ELSE TO GO * WITH YOU?
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- WHAT'S YOUR GOAL IN LIFE, FART FACE?
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- I LIKE /I ENJOY
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- DO YOU KNOW MANY OTHER FREAKS WHO PREFER *?
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- WHAT MAKES A SICKO LIKE YOU ENJOY *?
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- EVERYBODY WITH HALF A BRAIN LIKES * AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER.
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- DO YOU LIKE ANY OTHER STUPID THINGS+?
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- ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES *?
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- I ALSO LIKE *, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
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- DO YOU LIKE IT LOTS AND LOTS?
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- WHAT KINDS OF THINGS DO YOU DISLIKE MOST?
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- SO+, YOU REALLY LIKE *?
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- THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL TO ME, PAL.
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